January 2012
4 posts
December 2011
1 post
October 2011
3 posts
1 tag
August 2011
2 posts
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
5 posts
May 2011
4 posts
Nixon's Resignation Letter →
April 2011
3 posts
“Do not place a photograph of your favourite author on your desk, especially if...”
– Roddy Doyle’s rules for writing fiction.
March 2011
6 posts
"I've been in more laps than a napkin!" →
Awesome 1979 interview with Mae West.
December 2010
2 posts
October 2010
2 posts
September 2010
1 post
“Very opposed to the Ground Zero Mosque - but only cause I think we need a Ground...”
– Aziz Ansari.
August 2010
2 posts
“How does a vampire gang rape work?”
– Mom. A quote worthy of breaking my tumblr silence.
June 2010
5 posts
“It feels like a little hummingbird is just…loving you.”
– A satisfied customer and would-be zoophile, on the Trojan Her Pleasure Vibrating Fingertip Massager. Ah, late night TV.
May 2010
6 posts
Marina Abramović: The Artist is Present Portraits →
I’m sure this is the exhibit that spawned a million posts, but still.
April 2010
4 posts
Keep Smilin,' Keep Shinin'
AG: You sent me a frantic gchat but never followed up. What was wrong?
Me: I wanted you to help me kill JP for assassins but then he got killed by someone else. You can help me kill someone in real life if you want to though.
AG: Go on.
Courtesy of Geezmo.
